Best Hindi Jokes 

Police Hindi Joke


 4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj Party Deni Thi

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Teacher Jokes

Joke #1

Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Student: Color of Orange is orange, 
but color of Apple is not APPLE


Joke #2
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Student writes: "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Wife & Husband Jokes

Joke #1

Wife: Jaanu kaise ho?
Husband opened his Diary
Wife: Jaanu kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Dekh raha hoon pichli baar tumhare Jaanu bolne par kitna kharch hua tha

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Joke #2


Pati - aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h?
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.
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Suppandi went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Q: Why was Pappu writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Shyam: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Ram: Y?
Shyam: Got upper berth.
Ram: Y did'nt u try to Xchnge?
Shyam: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth
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Sher Singh went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Sher Singh: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.

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Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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Judge:- tumane police officer ki jeb mein
match stick ki jalati hui tili kyoon rakhi??
Chor:-usane hi kaha tha, jamaanat karavaani hai to pahale jeb garm karo!!

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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Bank manager asks Shyam in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Shyam: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

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Two girls in class laughing in class when they see zip open of sir
Sir: hasna band karo barna bahar nikal dho ga

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How management students see their ex-girlfriend
Ex-penses that cannot be returned or recovered

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