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 Teacher: Jawani aur
 Bhudhape me farak batao?

Student: Jawani me mobile me "Haseeno"
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Bhudape me "Hakeemo" ke 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Customer: "how much for haircut?"
Barber:" 20 Rupees"
Customer: How much for a shave?"
Barber: "Ten Rupees."
Customer: " Great- shave my head, please!"
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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh Gadha hota hai......
Student:
Sir, Kya Matlab main samjha nahi....?
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Teacher: what is Noun??
Student: Arz karta hoon...
kuta bhi hota hain apne galil mein king....
wah wah...
kuta bhi hota hain apne galil mein king....
Noun is A Name of Any person place or Thing!!
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: saala is kal-kal ke 
chakkar mein is colony mein 
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye 
hain.
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Agar Jackie Chain ki
Mother-in-law kidnap Ho jaye to une kaun vapas leyega?

Guess???

Vicks Vapourub....!
kyunki Vicks ki Lautaye chain ki Sass
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Ek Moti Aurat ne chor pakda or uske upar baith gai
Aurat apne Naukar se: Ja Police ko bula la
Naukar: Meri Chappal nai mil rahi,
Chor Chilaya: Saale Meri pehen le par jaldi Ja..!
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GF: Baby, tournament matlab??

 BF: Tournament januu yeh 
jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai 
ushe tournament kehte hai...

 Gf: abey baby use ornaments kehte hai..

BF: Januu ohh Januu ek kaan me pheno
to ornaments or dono kaan me pheno to
 two ornaments 
matlab tournament....
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 2 Aadmi Narak mein…
Pehla: tu kaise mara
Dusra: thand se, aur tu?
Pehla: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.. sharam k mare suicide kar li!
Dusra: fridge kholta, dono bach jate!
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